REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
this is definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week because I hate having to explain to people why I don’t like watching lesbian porn, and it’s exactly the reason that it isn’t made for lesbians. this video is just.. wow. A+, gold star, infinite brownie points.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING
seriously THE NAILS THO that is in like EVERY SINGLE GIRL ON GIRL SCENE EVER
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS LOGIC
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT MAKES PEOPLE THINK THIS IS OKAY
This typically happens when I’m at customer service waiting to buy cigarettes. Some douche will look at me, look right the fuck at me, and cut in front of me. When I’m clearly standing in line. Is it the uniform? Like I’m wearing this red jacket so I’m less than you? I dunno man but people suck.
I’ve been cut in front of so many times but fortunately my coworkers rock and will be like, “Sorry she was in line first” :D most of the time at least
then once in a while I get the lovely soul who will say “Oh you can go before me. You’re probably on a break.” and those people are people who get free garlic knots or toppings or a bonus something when they order from me next time. One gentleman has done this three times and he is my favorite customer.
i also have no idea what’s happening in my head
i haven’t had rapefeels lately but i don’t have alot of feelings at all
i need to get out of my motherfucking job. i’m looking into a Big Kid Job, full time, benefits, nice rate of pay. Wonderful working hours. It’s in the kitchen at a big pharmaceutical company here. If I get it I’m telling my current job to suck a cock because that’s the fuckin point I’m at
It sucks because I used to love this job and cooking makes me happy and it was relatively stress-free
but now shit’s all fucked up and i just generally dislike where i’m at in life
oh. also. in the newspaper where i found the Big Kid Job, a couple ads down, was an ad for my job
for my actual job
as far as i know we’re not hiring.
so. who’s gonna get fired/cut down to no hours? There’s only 4 of us and 2 only work 2 days a week. There’s no hours to even give. Everyone’s being cut. Hiring doesn’t make sense.
I make a great deal more than the other 3 (simply bc they’re all newbs and I’ve been there 5 years) so I’m afraid I’m gonna be getting the hour cut
I need to get out of here
I hate the people I work for and I hate my working environment and I hate busting my ass for a pittance
The 200$ a week is not worth the bullshit anymore and I’d walk out tomorrow if I was able to afford my medication, insurance, gas, and groceries on savings. But I don’t have any savings because I don’t make enough money to put anything away. And when I finally tuck some away, the car will break down or the cat will get sick and I’ll be back at zero.
I can’t fucking get ahead.
I’d make at least 100$ more a week at Big Kid Job so I really, really, really want this fucking job
I need to make myself likeable. I need to make myself hirable.
Oh the best part
I have a flawless work history. I’ve never been written up or in any kind of trouble. Almost every single call-out I have was weather-related. I have open availability, I’m always on time, I stay late when asked, I’m responsible and I do my job well (srsly. I have customers who won’t order unless I’m making it)
but my manager is a dick and he already asked me if I have another job bc I requested 3 days off in one month. I told him no and he said “Good. I’m not letting you go that easily”
I have no trouble believing he’d flat-out lie if asked for a reference on me. and then turn around and cut me to fucking six hours a week because I was out looking. He’s shady as fuck and hes been caught lying to us time after time.
consequently i keep checking “no” when the applications ask if they can contact my current employer
I have a list of references, all of whom I’ve worked for but don’t anymore, who will give me glowing reviews
but i feel like the reason this job search has been a failure is that little “no” checkbox
like I’m hiding something when I’m really not and I’m just scared for my income and also that he’ll make my life a living hell while I’m still forced to work there because he’s making me unhirable to anyone who asks
i’ve watched him do it
fuck dude i’m so screwed i don’t even know how to cope or what to do
the reality of the situation finally hit me, i think
i’m crying over it and i really don’t know what specifically i’m crying about
she was diagnosed maybe 3 months ago and until now it’s been all jokes and cancer’s a pussy and haha you’re radioactive and you should make up a badass pirate story about your chest scars and dying her mohawk pink
see, that’s the kind of person she is. she gets cancer, she starts chemo. she’s sick as fuck and her hair starts falling out and she cries every day because of it, and finally gets like “fuck you cancer” so cuts it into a fucking mohawk and parades around like a badass and owns the shit out of that fucking mohawk
i was at her chemo infusion on thursday and it didn’t even hit me then, like none of it felt like it was really a thing? like everybody goes to a building that says “cancer center” on the outside and gets pumped with chemicals for 3 hours?
i dunno man but it hit me today and now it feels real and i’m scared and i keep telling myself not to be
because she’s gonna be ok, she’s gonna recover, she’s gonna beat this
but i don’t want her to be going through this. i want her to be happy and healthy and singing with me in her garage and going to turkey hill for slushies and cigarettes and spraying silly string out my car windows onto road signs
fuck i just want her to be ok
i just want her to be ok.
“ The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be challenged. This is a world where women, girls are constantly reminded that they don’t belong to themselves; that their bodies are not their own, nor their power or self determination. I made a promise to endow my little girl with the power to always know that her body, spirit and her mind are HER domain. Willow cut her hair because her beauty, her value, her worth is not measured by the length of her hair. It’s also a statement that claims that even little girls have the RIGHT to own themselves and should not be a slave to even their mother’s deepest insecurities, hopes and desires. Even little girls should not be a slave to the preconceived ideas of what a culture believes a little girl should be.
Jada Pinkett Smith (via chubby-bunnies)
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
“ Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.
Anneli Rufus (via oddi-tea)
(131) It’s so triggering when someone questions my opinions, contradicts my theories, or reblogs a post from me. Especially when they don’t even tag a trigger warning for reblogs. I mean, sometimes I’m mildly irritated for a few minutes because someone on the internet disagreed with me. SO TRIGGERED.
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
he probably thinks that link is zelda
Pink Floyd | Shine On You Crazy Diamond, Part 1-9
I put all of the parts together. Enjoy!
DIOONNTTT TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS…..