actually obsessed with the amity affliction acoustics ah
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
People who are opposed to taxes just genuinely baffle me
Like if I’m making 80 grand a year as a lawyer
holy shit please do take 37% of that so that other people LITERALLY DON’T STARVE OR FREEZE TO DEATH
Because I’m NOT A MONSTER jesus christ
Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
Watch till the end. Trust me.
Someone give this man an award.
He literally just slayed their assholes open wow
Watch how uncomfortable the people in the background get when the speech turns around. They were probably agreeing with everything he had said up until then.
I just wish more people understood this…
YES THANK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THANK YOU
*is a wreck*
*gives ppl lifestyle advice*
I can’t run my own life without having a breakdown every other week, but I can sure as hell tell you how to fix yours!
"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Anonymous said: Anyone else get those super shitty orgasms where you spend ages on the build up and then you distantly feel the orgasm happen but it's as if it's been numbed and its volume has been turned down and its like dude all the effort for this wtf no thanks
had this happen last night.. :’(
Ok, even if this had any sort of accuracy, you’d be shitting on victims to make some stupid ass comic with no point other than to feel smug about someone you don’t like being abused. Gud job.