This was my my fave line in this movie omg
The Wonder Years - I Just Wanna Sell Out My Funeral
Fuck you why did I do that?
It’s your fault I can’t relax
But nothing’s changing while I’m sitting here
With both hands glued together
Modern Baseball - Broken Cash Machine
WOW KATNISS THATS DEEP
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
i keep my wallet and phone in my pockets and I’m afraid of loosing them so I always pocket-check before I leave a store and I always feel so guilty
I’ve never stolen anything in my entire life but all it takes is a pocket tap and I feel like a big-time jewel thief
i dont remember this part of the bible
After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
get the fuck out
Anonymous asked: (1/2) When I was 14 I really wanted a vibrator. I didn't have a way to get one, so I started looking up online how they work and decided that I'd make one. So I took a electric knife and totally dismantled it. I took off the blade and the top of the
(2/2) and fitted a stress ball onto the motor that moved back and forward and had a homemade clitoral vibrator that actually worked really well and I’m really proud but I can’t tell anyone ever. D:
You are hope for our generation